Disproportionate vociferation

Planeswalker, Creeper of Faucets, Hero of doom, also Boba Fettuccini
As a Soul Sisters player who has played casual modern games that last 3 hours…

As a Soul Sisters player who has played casual modern games that last 3 hours

(Source: cardboard-crack)

jayarbuthnot asked: Will there be another printing of conspiracy. I'm having a hard time finding it locally.

markrosewater:

Conspiracy is getting reprinted.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

booksomewench:

sylentsage:

booksomewench:

sylentsage:

drawology:

lisarighteye:

hopelessly-hope-ful:

jackekarashae:

*AGGRESSIVELY FORWARDS TO EVERY GUY I KNOW*

*TIME TRAVELS AND AGGRESSIVELY FORWARDS TO PAST SELF*

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

ALWAYS REBLOG!

I love this guy, this video convinced me to follow him, you should too:

https://www.youtube.com/user/the1janitor

I’m kind of tempted to toss the line “You seem cool, can I be in your friendzone?” out to women I am just getting to know. Poll: would this read as a sincere indication that I don’t want to have sex with them, or creepy?

(note: I could use the term with men too, I just tend to have more friends who are ladies)

If I didn’t know you, I’d assume it was a kind of come on, like ‘I totally want to bang, but I know you’re already going to friendzone me, so I’m going to make a joke about it and pretend like I’m not already totally resentful.’ I wouldn’t recommend it.

I figured as much. Since you do know me, can I be in your friendzone?

You have a permanent place there, sweetheart.

Why is it not ok for guys to talk about how upsetting it is to have strong feelings for someone, but still have to spend time around that person because they consider you a great friend and want you to stay close.

Because you all know darn well that if we were to stop being around that person, we’d get branded as a jerk, even though all we’re doing is protecting ourselves from having to have our heart chipped away at every single day until your relationship with said person is just numbing and fake.

It’s not all about feeling entitled for being nice, or what we feel we’re owed. It’s what we owe ourselves, because being in love with someone who doesn’t love you back can really hurt.

And Tumblr tries to tell me 8 millions times a day I’m not supposed to feel like that.

(Source: tomtom1996, via death-g-reaper)

It’s been 24 hours since I was supposed to have my answer. I’m guessing it’s safe to say I’m not getting the job and it’s now time to go melatonin myself to death and be sad.

Day 18: Favorite Land
It’s not too special, really. I mean, there are tons of very powerful lands that I love playing with (Tolarian Academy, artifact lands, Maze of Ith), but this was the first rare land I’d ever pulled. A friend of mine from work proposed making a day trip down to Seattle and checking out Card Kingdom, which is one of the biggest Magic retailers in the region. They were running a special on M13 boosters, something like $2.25 apiece, so I bought a few. I pulled this, a Gilded Lotus and an Intrepid Hero. All three immediately went into my silly white deck, which then became white blue, and led me into the midrange-y controll-y way I play now.

Day 18: Favorite Land

It’s not too special, really. I mean, there are tons of very powerful lands that I love playing with (Tolarian Academy, artifact lands, Maze of Ith), but this was the first rare land I’d ever pulled. A friend of mine from work proposed making a day trip down to Seattle and checking out Card Kingdom, which is one of the biggest Magic retailers in the region. They were running a special on M13 boosters, something like $2.25 apiece, so I bought a few. I pulled this, a Gilded Lotus and an Intrepid Hero. All three immediately went into my silly white deck, which then became white blue, and led me into the midrange-y controll-y way I play now.

Day 17: Favorite EDH General
I seriously JUST threw this one together last week. I pulled a foil Deathreap Ritual and foil Pernicious Deed out of some Conspiracy packs, and going through my cards, I realized I had a pretty good Junk mana base already, and most of the relevant combo pieces for doing fun Ghave things… still haven’t managed to win outright with it, but I’ve eliminated a lot of players with this guy. He’s easily ousted Kemba as my favorite.

Day 17: Favorite EDH General

I seriously JUST threw this one together last week. I pulled a foil Deathreap Ritual and foil Pernicious Deed out of some Conspiracy packs, and going through my cards, I realized I had a pretty good Junk mana base already, and most of the relevant combo pieces for doing fun Ghave things… still haven’t managed to win outright with it, but I’ve eliminated a lot of players with this guy. He’s easily ousted Kemba as my favorite.

To those of my followers who believe in the power of prayer, maybe say one for me? Everyone else, just cross your fingers for me.

Sometime in the next 8 hours or so, I will find out if I’m staying on night crew, or becoming the backup front end supervisor and backup closing manager.

o__________o

polishtamales:

FOR SCIENCE | Teespring Campaign 

What’s up guys! If you’ve been following me, I’ve ran into a series of health issues and hardware problems with my computer. The bills are getting out of hand and I can’t be productive or even create art without a computer.

I’ll be auctioning off a lot of my old MTG cards, collectables, video games, and original art tomorrow on eBay. In addition to that, I have started a Teespring campaign. 

Please share this with your friends if you’re able to help out.

The Campaign - [LINK]

Thanks!

I can’t be productive or even create art without a computer”

What even is a pencil anyway

Day 16: Favorite Card Combination

Normally, I don’t play red or green, but I love how jenky this can get in casual 60-card kitchen table games. I once used Phyrohemia, white I had a Rite of Passage out, so they gradually doubled and got massive. My opponent Emrakul’d, but I didn’t even care because I kept Fogging. Then I Hymn’d, got about 140+ red mana, Banefire’d the only player with counter-magic, and after the damage resolved and he was out, I used the rest to flashback a Devil’s Play for lethal to the dude with Emrakul.

I don’t think I’ve played such epic Magic games any time since I started playing competitively…

No, Thor is not a girl now. A girl is now Thor. There is a difference.