Disproportionate vociferation

Planeswalker, Creeper of Faucets, Hero of doom, also Boba Fettuccini
commandtower:


Command Tower Giveaway: Fiery Redhead Edition

Hey guys, it’s Jon here with Command Tower. I want to thank you all so much for the support you’ve shown this blog since I started it a little more than a year ago. I’ve got more followers now than I ever expected and people have sent such amazing replies to my articles and card breakdowns telling me what a huge help they’ve been. Even when I had to take a bit of time away for a while, you guys were there to wish me well and make me feel welcome again when I came back, and that’s amazing.
As a small way of trying to say thank you, I’m going to be doing a little giveaway. I built up a prize package package based around Magic’s star pyromancer, Chandra. If you’re one of my followers and you’d like to win some neat Red-aligned stuff, then here’s your chance.
The package includes: - 1 Pop! Vinyl Chandra Nalaar figure - 1 foil Chandra Nalaar card - 1 Chandra T-Shirt (size is mismarked as XXL, shirt is actually somewhere between L and XL)
Here’s how to enter: - Please be following Command Tower. This is a thank you giveaway to my followers. If you’re interested in the stuff, then you’ll probably like my blog, so feel free to check it out first if you’d like to enter!
 - Each person can enter twice — once by liking this post, and then again by reblogging it. Comments on this post will not be counted as entries.
 - I’ll choose one winner in a couple weeks’ time and send them a private message letting them know that they took it home.
Please get your entries in by August 15th if you’re interested in the prize. 
Good luck to everyone who enters, and thanks again for all the amazing support you’ve shown Command Tower over the past year!

commandtower:

Command Tower Giveaway: Fiery Redhead Edition

Hey guys, it’s Jon here with Command Tower. I want to thank you all so much for the support you’ve shown this blog since I started it a little more than a year ago. I’ve got more followers now than I ever expected and people have sent such amazing replies to my articles and card breakdowns telling me what a huge help they’ve been. Even when I had to take a bit of time away for a while, you guys were there to wish me well and make me feel welcome again when I came back, and that’s amazing.

As a small way of trying to say thank you, I’m going to be doing a little giveaway. I built up a prize package package based around Magic’s star pyromancer, Chandra. If you’re one of my followers and you’d like to win some neat Red-aligned stuff, then here’s your chance.

The package includes:
 - 1 Pop! Vinyl Chandra Nalaar figure
 - 1 foil Chandra Nalaar card
 - 1 Chandra T-Shirt (size is mismarked as XXL, shirt is actually somewhere between L and XL)

Here’s how to enter:
 - Please be following Command Tower. This is a thank you giveaway to my followers. If you’re interested in the stuff, then you’ll probably like my blog, so feel free to check it out first if you’d like to enter!

 - Each person can enter twice — once by liking this post, and then again by reblogging it. Comments on this post will not be counted as entries.

 - I’ll choose one winner in a couple weeks’ time and send them a private message letting them know that they took it home.

Please get your entries in by August 15th if you’re interested in the prize. 

Good luck to everyone who enters, and thanks again for all the amazing support you’ve shown Command Tower over the past year!

(via chandra-nalaar)

death-g-reaper:

soloontherocks:

beagmactire:

hoganddice:

queeniegalore:

warnerbrothersforever:

Ed Brubaker, ace writer of both superhero and crime stories, spittin’ some truth. Take notes, WB. Get cracking on those Wonder Woman and Flash movies. 

NO.

NO.

This is what pisses me off so much about the way everyone jizzes all over Marvel.

They literally thought, ‘oh, let’s make a movie about this comic no one gives a shit about’ instead of ‘oh, let’s make a movie with a LEADING FUCKING LADY.’ They could make a damn Black Widow movie, but nah, they went for the one with the talking raccoon and the tree alien. I guess they thought it was cool, because they had room in that ensemble for a literal woman of colour (SHE’S GREEN) and they could still have the white male lead. Congrats, Marvel. You put Bradley Cooper as a talking rodent before any possible leading lady you had to choose from.

And yet everyone is constantly gushing about how progressive they are. Give me a break.

I did a full post on this before, but GotG is all about Marvel proving a point to their investors.

They’ve made a movie about the craziest, most obscure thing they have (that’s not Devil Dinosaur) so that if it’s successful (which it looks like it’s going to be) then every time Producers/Investors try to cast doubt on whether or not a female/PoC/queer character lead movie could possibly be a success they can point to their pile of money from the gun toting racoon and talking tree whom nobody had ever heard of and just tell them to shut up.

Because, honestly, as shit as the concept is, once you’ve made money off that nobody can really question any other concept you put forward ever again.

It is annoying that we don’t have a female lead movie yet (Black Widow movie is confirmed) but there’s two female lead tv shows currently in production (Jessica Jones and Agent Carter) and the Defenders set of TV shows only has one white, male, able bodied protagonist.

Exactly. This. THIS is why this movie is going to be important. If they can pull of GoTG and make it smash like EVERY other Avengers franchise film has been so far, then we’re set. EVERYTHING is fair game. Perceptively we can get annoyed about not having a female led movie YET, but realize that these films are being written and developed over a year before we ever hear anything about them.

Now that Marvel has completely rocked the film world, we’ll get one every six months. There’s plenty of time for female leads.

Seriously, they’re making Agent Carter. They’re making a tv show for comic book superhero fans about someone who is both not a superhero and not male. AND the show is in part ABOUT her being a woman in an environment not friendly towards women and a time also not friendly towards women.

If you’re yelling at Marvel for not making a Black Widow movie YOU ARE NOT PAYING ATTENTION. They are TRYING. That’s what they’re doing. They know damn well Agent Carter is a risky move and they’re doing it anyway because they fucking want to.

And excuse all of you, but let’s not forget that Agents of SHIELD has been damn successful and it has more female main characters than male. And when they needed to turn one of them into a terrible bad guy they chose the white dude, not the multiple women and multiple PoCs (PoC WOMEN at that). And frankly the only two other white dudes on the show get far less screentime than any of the female characters so you’re not going to be able to argue Agents of SHIELD is another case of “Marvel is terrible, they won’t let women be main characters.”

They have already said they want to do more about Natasha. THIS IS THEM TRYING TO DO IT. They’re proving they can. They’re proving it will still be profitable. They’re proving they can make a movie about fucking anything, make it well, put a Marvel label on it and it’ll make money. 

Stop fucking bitching at them for doing exactly what you want.

If guardians of the galaxy pulls through, they have no excuse to not make a deadpool movie.

The Deadpool license is owned by Fox. The rest is Marvel Studios/Disney, so Guardians really has no bearing on a Deadpool flick.

I’m beginning to wonder if it’s even possible to meet nice, geek-friendly girls who aren’t either taken, lesbian, or Satan-worshipers.

At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

as a non-maths person and a grocery worker, I really wanna know what an unending curve of tomatoes would look like.

(via chandra-nalaar)

So I came up with a test

death-g-reaper:

Facial features and body type are an important part of designing characters!

Place your OCs in a line.

Change their outfits and put wigs on them.

Can you still tell them apart and tell who’s who?

addictedtoedh:

stevok42:

I think people are missing the fact that if he’s the commander and his ult deals with planeswalkers, there’s got to be more walkers in the deck. I bet we’ll get some sort of Jace reprint, maybe a Tamiyo. I’m calling it right now, though: if the deck is named Peer Through Time, they have GOT to have an Urza planeswalker card in there.

Did not think of that. WHAT IS IN THAT DECK?

These decks are all monocolored and Urza is about as complicated and multicolored as they come. Not gonna happen.

addictedtoedh:

stevok42:

I think people are missing the fact that if he’s the commander and his ult deals with planeswalkers, there’s got to be more walkers in the deck. I bet we’ll get some sort of Jace reprint, maybe a Tamiyo. I’m calling it right now, though: if the deck is named Peer Through Time, they have GOT to have an Urza planeswalker card in there.

Did not think of that. WHAT IS IN THAT DECK?

These decks are all monocolored and Urza is about as complicated and multicolored as they come. Not gonna happen.

So I’ve been thinking about giving the IDW Transformers comics ago. On the surface level, Transformers is just the kind of thing I’d be into, but the access point on comic book series is just… so pricey.

So when I found out that humble bundle was offering like 8 million IDW Transformers trades for a minimum of $15…

I just wish I had a tablet or e-reader right now, because I don’t like reading CBZ files on my laptop, but whatever. COMICS.

last several pages of the webcomic I’m working on

death-g-reaper:

n0ot-no0t:

thisblogmayormaynotberunbysatan:

fruk-this:

rtrixie:

In the post you’re about to make, replace cis/white/hetero/male people with the Jews and if the result sounds like something that could be straight out of Mein Kampf, you should probably reconsider your social justice blogging habits.

bless this freaking post

straight out of mein kampf

THANK YOU SO MUCH

Returned ill will gets us nowhere.