Disproportionate vociferation

Planeswalker, Creeper of Faucets, Hero of doom, also Boba Fettuccini

kriskurse:

bobafettuccini:

kriskurse:

bobafettuccini:

"I think Ugin is gonna get reprinted"

Really? How’re they gonna manage that? What alternate universe are you from? 

They said that there is a time travel aspect to this set. To think that Ugin could have a card, is a logical assumption.

Read what it says again. Reprint. To be reprinted, a card would actually need to have an original printing

Lol. It is way too early in the morning for me to be speculating. lol. My bad. 

All that said, I do hope we get a Ugin card via the aforementioned time travel.

I’m a bit of a Vorthos, and I play EDH primarily, so legendary creatures are like chocolate-dipped-bacon-maple-bars for me.

kriskurse:

bobafettuccini:

"I think Ugin is gonna get reprinted"

Really? How’re they gonna manage that? What alternate universe are you from? 

They said that there is a time travel aspect to this set. To think that Ugin could have a card, is a logical assumption.

Read what it says again. Reprint. To be reprinted, a card would actually need to have an original printing

Just reading this thing on all the types of ‘dere’ and I figured out my problem

I keep falling in with Mayadere types

OH NO, I posted an opinion on the internet and now I’m totally surprised that people disagree and have their own differing opinions! :( 

"I think Ugin is gonna get reprinted"

Really? How’re they gonna manage that? What alternate universe are you from? 

Do you ever wonder why people follow you?

I wonder all the time. Like, I post random bad MTG stuff, stupid crap I get from my sister and maybe one or two pointed observations about comics and then I see people who follow me and it’s like “there’s no reason for you to like this stuff why”

It’s 3:30 AM. My neighbor is running around yelling “BOOBIE! BOOOOOBIE!”

their dog’s name is boobie. this is a fact I have accepted, but I will still never get used to it

coelasquid:

Ah, finally, we are in the month of Septober, beginning of orange allspice flavoured food season.

IT’S BAD ENOUGH THAT I HAVE TO TRIP OVER HALLOWEEN CANDY ALREADY

TAKE THE ALLSPICE AND HOODIES AND MAKE THEM GO AWAY. IT IS STILL SUMMER. I AM SWEATING TO DEATH AND I LIVE IN GORRAM PUGET SOUND.

coelasquid:

There are an alarming number of people who sincerely think pumpkin, as it grows out of the ground, naturally tastes like allspice, cinnamon, and ginger.

"My pumpkin pie tasted nothing like pumpkin spice flavor, so confused"

"did you use pumkin pie spices"

"what’s that"

"the stuff that takes this yucky orange squash and makes it taste like pumpkin spice"

"aw shit son i thought it was just like mashed up punkins, sugar and egg or something"

(loosely adapted script of a conversation with a customer who was making thanksgiving dinner for the first time without help from the ladyfolk)