Disproportionate vociferation

Planeswalker, Creeper of Faucets, Hero of doom, also Boba Fettuccini
So my neighbor messages me on Facebook
“tell me if this sounds like a playable card, ok?Four colorless (4)Legendary Creature - human
His power and toughness are each equal to the number of gold permanents you control.
and he counts for all colors”

and I’m like “ok, seems like a decent idea but I think there’s a better way to go about this and that wording is terrible”

So how’d we do

So my neighbor messages me on Facebook

tell me if this sounds like a playable card, ok?

Four colorless (4)

Legendary Creature - human

His power and toughness are each equal to the number of gold permanents you control.
and he counts for all colors”
and I’m like “ok, seems like a decent idea but I think there’s a better way to go about this and that wording is terrible”
So how’d we do
  1. about64jedi reblogged this from oracleelizabeth
  2. about9spiders reblogged this from oracleelizabeth and added:
    wah woo wee wah
  3. ssj3delvega reblogged this from guildpact
  4. about8tentacles reblogged this from bobafettuccini and added:
    most does not equal all, and thats no excuse to not come up with something better. (its more like real flavor text these...
  5. bobafettuccini reblogged this from about8tentacles and added:
    As to your templating comment, that’s not necessarily true. For design purposes, I wanted it to be treated as colorless...
  6. kapitan-deutschbar reblogged this from bobafettuccini and added:
    I definitely see where you’re coming from with the “golem” explanation. In my mind, this is a golem that’s been...
  7. guildpact reblogged this from bobafettuccini
  8. stealthydice reblogged this from bobafettuccini and added:
    Amazing, the name, the flavor and all, it is great! YOU DID GOOD!