Disproportionate vociferation

Boba Fettuccini: Planeswalker, Creeper of Faucets, Night Crew Boxmonkey
So my neighbor messages me on Facebook
“tell me if this sounds like a playable card, ok?Four colorless (4)Legendary Creature - human
His power and toughness are each equal to the number of gold permanents you control.
and he counts for all colors”

and I’m like “ok, seems like a decent idea but I think there’s a better way to go about this and that wording is terrible”

So how’d we do

So my neighbor messages me on Facebook

tell me if this sounds like a playable card, ok?

Four colorless (4)

Legendary Creature - human

His power and toughness are each equal to the number of gold permanents you control.
and he counts for all colors”
and I’m like “ok, seems like a decent idea but I think there’s a better way to go about this and that wording is terrible”
So how’d we do
  1. about64jedi reblogged this from oracleelizabeth
  2. about9spiders reblogged this from oracleelizabeth and added:
    wah woo wee wah
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  4. spooky-about8tentacles reblogged this from bobafettuccini and added:
    most does not equal all, and thats no excuse to not come up with something better. (its more like real flavor text these...
  5. bobafettuccini reblogged this from spooky-about8tentacles and added:
    As to your templating comment, that’s not necessarily true. For design purposes, I wanted it to be treated as colorless...
  6. deutschbar reblogged this from bobafettuccini and added:
    I definitely see where you’re coming from with the “golem” explanation. In my mind, this is a golem that’s been...
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  8. stealthydice reblogged this from bobafettuccini and added:
    Amazing, the name, the flavor and all, it is great! YOU DID GOOD!